Why should grown-ups be the only ones to benefit from self-help books, positive self-talk, and the occasional Marianne Williamson seminar? I like to think of a child's first potty as his or her own private seat at the Learning Annex. So pull up a potty, a positive attitude, & grab some TP, 'cause your kid is about to be so awesome at this potty thing, they will never poop the same again. Eh-ver. Trust me. For reals. I'm about to BLOW THEIR BABY MINDS!
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Your Kid's Very First Affirmation
Sometimes when trying to poop for the first time on a "big girl" potty, a gal can really get down on herself if she doesn't get it right away. She might even have great success but then have a horrible backslide and feel like she is a total FRAUD. If this happens, just look her in the eye, and say the following with her.*
*Or him. I won't allllllways use the feminine gender. I'm gonna be alternating pronouns on here a lot. That way, your kid will become the coolest feminist toddler out there. It'll almost be like Alan Alda and Gloria Steinem personally potty-trained your child. You're welcome.
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