Why should grown-ups be the only ones to benefit from self-help books, positive self-talk, and the occasional Marianne Williamson seminar? I like to think of a child's first potty as his or her own private seat at the Learning Annex. So pull up a potty, a positive attitude, & grab some TP, 'cause your kid is about to be so awesome at this potty thing, they will never poop the same again. Eh-ver. Trust me. For reals. I'm about to BLOW THEIR BABY MINDS!
Saturday, August 17, 2013
Thursday, November 15, 2012
Twicia's Potty-Twaining Tweets! (or... TV's Tricia O'Kelley Reports From the Frontlines of Her Kid's Bottom!)
You might recognize Tricia O'Kelley as "Mean Mom Marly"from the tv show "New Adventures of Old Christine."
But in real life, she's a not-so-mean mom who has embraced the technological age by tweeting... yes, TWEETING, about her little girl Charlie's toilet training progress. I can't think of a more perfect candidate to contribute to a blog such as this.
(You can catch this hottie-mommy-actress on Two and A Half Men TONIGHT, Friday Nov 15th, as she gets busy "training" Ashton Kutcher, so watch for her. And be sure to tune in to her on our hit web-series BITTER, PARTY OF 5!. You can also find them on twitter: @BitterPartyof5.)
Potty-training Weekend. Day 1, Hour 1:
Diaper replaced with Elmo underwear.
— Tricia O'Kelley (@TriciaOKelley)
Potty-training Weekend. Day 1, Hour 2:
I'm probably gonna need a new rug.
--Tricia O'Kelley (@TriciaOKelley)
Potty-training Weekend. Day 2, Hour 1:
Peed on herself without even blinking an eye.
--Tricia O'Kelley(@TriciaOKelley)
Twice.
--Tricia O'Kelley(@TriciaOKelley)
Potty-training Weekend. Day 2, Hour 2:
Was just thinking this couldn't get any worse, and then I realized she hasn't pooped yet.
Potty-training Weekend.
Day 3:
She pooped on the floor,
stepped in it,
then my dog tried to eat it.
Off to a great start!
P.S. Does anyone want a free dog?
Success!! Success!! Success!! Success!!
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Success? That counts.... right? |
Tuesday, November 13, 2012
POTTY-TIVE AFFIRMATION #1:
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Hey, I did a number two!
I feel accomplished and worthy of applause!
Hey, I did a number two!
I feel accomplished and worthy of applause!
And that's why Potty Davis, Jr. says,
"Alllll RIGHT! You outta SIGHT, baby!
So get down witcher potty-trained, poopin self!"
(Potty Davis Jr. sounds a lot like James Brown.
But I swear this potty is not racist.)
Monday, November 28, 2011
show that you give a puck about indie film- donate to my project & win free hockey tickets!
Win a free pair of tickets (the $75 seats!) to the LA Kings, Florida Panthers hockey game (on Dec 1st). The first 20 people who donate to my kickstarter page by Nov 30th (COB) will win! http://kck.st/uGZa1l
From: http://ping.fm/EdzNw
From: http://ping.fm/EdzNw
Friday, November 4, 2011
Judy Speaks on EBay!
Judy Speaks!
Now you can have your very own personal copy of a rare live performance on DVD-- via EBay
From: http://ping.fm/DeOEm
Now you can have your very own personal copy of a rare live performance on DVD-- via EBay
From: http://ping.fm/DeOEm
Tuesday, November 1, 2011
Qumran on a Kindle�? The Dead Sea Scrolls Go Digital
Qumran- on a Kindle®? The Dead Sea Scrolls go Digital
It’s 2011 & you can now read the Dead Sea Scrolls online, or on an iPhone, or an iPad, or a Kindle. Believed by most scholars to have been written between the years 100 BC and 100 AD, these priceless scrolls are now digitized and there for the examination of anyone.
The Bible? There’s an app for that.
And, as is most often the case with anything that’s really BIG news, we have a shepherd boy to thank. The year was 1947, and the first seven of the Dead Sea Scrolls were discovered in a cave by a Bedouin shepherd boy, totally by accident, while searching for a sheep who had strayed from his flock.
(I know, RIGHT? It’s so perfect. If Spielberg had made this story up we’d all be like, “Come on, Steve. Really? It’s a bit precious, don’t you think?”) But it’s true!
From: http://wp.me/pTuOm-FE
It’s 2011 & you can now read the Dead Sea Scrolls online, or on an iPhone, or an iPad, or a Kindle. Believed by most scholars to have been written between the years 100 BC and 100 AD, these priceless scrolls are now digitized and there for the examination of anyone.
The Bible? There’s an app for that.
And, as is most often the case with anything that’s really BIG news, we have a shepherd boy to thank. The year was 1947, and the first seven of the Dead Sea Scrolls were discovered in a cave by a Bedouin shepherd boy, totally by accident, while searching for a sheep who had strayed from his flock.
(I know, RIGHT? It’s so perfect. If Spielberg had made this story up we’d all be like, “Come on, Steve. Really? It’s a bit precious, don’t you think?”) But it’s true!
From: http://wp.me/pTuOm-FE
Sunday, October 30, 2011
Penny Gets A Makeover in 2011.
Anyone else notice that the penny got a whole new look in 2011? I sure didn’t. Til yesterday. Once I realized how different this little copper-colored coquette looked, I felt horrible for not noticing. Maybe it’s because I’m a woman, or maybe it’s because of my latent Catholic tendencies, but I actually felt GUILTY that I didn’t notice Penny’s new look all year.
"Does this new design make my backside look fat?"
It’s as if Penny finally got fed up with being ignored and rejected in favor of larger denominations, and came home w/a new hairdo. She stood there waiting patiently for me to say something about it. And finally, forced to fish for compliments, she said in PMS-laden tones:
PENNY: “Notice anything different?”
ME: “Huh? Oh. Uh, I dunno. Did you, uh… do somethin’ different w/your hair?
PENNY: ”UNBELIEVABLE!! You barely notice ANYthing anymore! I don’t know why I even bother! I honestly don’t! You’re always off chasing those nickel & dime whores, while I sit in the bottom of that dark, filthy, kleenex-filled purse just hoping to see the light of day. I remember a time when you used to dig underneath sofa cushions just to hold me in your hands!
ME: “Well, lil Penny, in the words of Dorothy, ‘Don’t cry. You’ll RUST if u cry!’ Your new look is just adorable. Seriously. And with the economy in as bad a shape as it is, I have a feeling you’re gonna start turning heads (and tails) again real soon, if not in the U.S., at least in Greece.
And be comforted, dear Penny, by this thought– when the world seems to have forgotten you even exist? Good old Honest Abe Lincoln will always be proud to go everywhere you go, cheek to copper cheek.
From: http://ping.fm/cJgfa
"Does this new design make my backside look fat?"
It’s as if Penny finally got fed up with being ignored and rejected in favor of larger denominations, and came home w/a new hairdo. She stood there waiting patiently for me to say something about it. And finally, forced to fish for compliments, she said in PMS-laden tones:
PENNY: “Notice anything different?”
ME: “Huh? Oh. Uh, I dunno. Did you, uh… do somethin’ different w/your hair?
PENNY: ”UNBELIEVABLE!! You barely notice ANYthing anymore! I don’t know why I even bother! I honestly don’t! You’re always off chasing those nickel & dime whores, while I sit in the bottom of that dark, filthy, kleenex-filled purse just hoping to see the light of day. I remember a time when you used to dig underneath sofa cushions just to hold me in your hands!
ME: “Well, lil Penny, in the words of Dorothy, ‘Don’t cry. You’ll RUST if u cry!’ Your new look is just adorable. Seriously. And with the economy in as bad a shape as it is, I have a feeling you’re gonna start turning heads (and tails) again real soon, if not in the U.S., at least in Greece.
And be comforted, dear Penny, by this thought– when the world seems to have forgotten you even exist? Good old Honest Abe Lincoln will always be proud to go everywhere you go, cheek to copper cheek.
From: http://ping.fm/cJgfa
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