I'm #1 When I Go #2 (Positive Affirmations For the Potty-Training Pessimist)

POTTY-TIVE AFFIRMATION #1: -

Hey, I did a number two!
I feel accomplished and worthy of applause!

And that's why Potty Davis, Jr. says, 

"Alllll RIGHT! You outta SIGHT, baby!  

So get down witcher potty-trained, poopin self!"

(Potty Davis Jr. sounds a lot like James Brown.  

But I swear this potty is not racist.)