Sometimes when trying to poop for the first time on a "big girl" potty, a gal can really get down on herself if she doesn't get it right away. She might even have great success but then have a horrible backslide and feel like she is a total FRAUD. If this happens, just look her in the eye, and say the following with her.*
*Or him. I won't allllllways use the feminine gender. I'm gonna be alternating pronouns on here a lot. That way, your kid will become the coolest feminist toddler out there. It'll almost be like Alan Alda and Gloria Steinem personally potty-trained your child. You're welcome.
